Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 02, 2024

Some women learn how to, um…..take care of their man from watching those shows. Cook for him, clean up after him, hide any evidence, act sad at the funeral. You know? Wifey stuff!

First husband died of severe food poisoning, second husband died of severe food poisoning, third husband died of broken neck; he wouldn’t eat his dinner.

Wife, tonight, watched “Eraserhead”. a black and white gloomy psycho art film. After the movie she asked my opinion. I said I thought I would like to see a re-make in color, in 3D, wide-screen and adapted to a musical. She was not amused…..

The modern Plugger fears true crime podcasts.

Don’t have a TV in the bedroom …

Going by all the shows I watch on Britbox, just about every other person in England is a murderer.

I told my son if Jessica Fletcher showed up at his house , someone was going to die.

Eh careful if ya gots a huuuge insurance on ya.

Our TV is upstairs, but it’s really just used as a computer monitor for movies. I don’t even know if there’s any broadcast TV around here.

He does have to sleep sometime.

No TV’s in the bedroom. That’s not what it is for.

Coworkers and I used to thrive on watching forensic files. We decided the perfect way since they can hang a person on a single fiber….is to visit several fabric stores as well as carpet stores, then swing by a barber or two to get hair samples and spread those all over. You still might get caught, but it would sure make the forensics team work for it!

I like the old mysteries, Columbo, Rockford Files, McMillan and Wife, Perry Mason. The new shows are too graphic and twisted for me.

“Hey hon, why is there antifreeze in the refrigerator?”

I’m ’Enery the Eighth I am, ’Enery the Eighth I am. I am…

at least she’s not taking notes!

ah… educational TV

Plugger is careful not to fill the sugar bowl with arsenic.

Buried in the Backyard…..my FAVORITE‼️

…or participates frequently in the sacraments of Reconciliation and Holy Eucharist.

If I did not have a TV in the bedroom I would not be able to fall asleep. I figure this is due to my sleeping in the living room when I was little. If my parents wanted to watch TV (back then only had one TV and it was a console set in the living room) late night – I got to watch it (or at least hear it) also. I would watch the Tonight show with them as I fell asleep in my cot. So I need the TV on to fall asleep.