The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 08, 2024

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    codycab  9 months ago

    Probably more than anything chief had given to Brutus. I’d take it and run.

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    That and $6 might get you a cup of coffee…….. . . . .

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just remember Brutus, when you’re a number 2, you have to try ….. harder!!!!

    ;-)

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago

    For Thorny this Berwald is a thorn in the flesh.

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    Robert4170  9 months ago

    Today’s mentality is that everyone should get a trophy.

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    GROG Premium Member 9 months ago

    You’re better off with the consolation on a game show. You might get some Rice-a-Roni.

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    pat sandy creator 9 months ago

    I’m betting Brutus has a lot of those…

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    xaingo  9 months ago

    But I trained Berwald.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    How many participation ribbons does he need to trade for a participation trophy?

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    Poor Brutus. Perhaps next time.

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    preacherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    Take the ribbon, Brutus. It sure beats the pink slip. And remember, as soon as Berwald fails to double sales, he’ll get the pink thing.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hey , you got something out of him Brutus .

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    Chris  9 months ago

    great, perhaps you should stick it to his forehead so he won’t lose it. ;)

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    ladykat Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’m sorry, Brutus. I’m sure you deserved the promotion more than Berwald.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Yay!

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    CorkLock  9 months ago

    Just be Happy Brutus – you finished in second place. Out of two candidates. Un huh.And Berwald took a cut in pay to get that job. Of course he was working 80 hour weeks and now just 50 hours for 30 dollars less per week.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Too bad. He actually would have done a great job. It’s a lesson in life that Brutus been a lifelong student in. Better luck next time my friend…..

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    It’s a victory, of sorts… ✌️

    I once finished 3rd in a Chess Tourney and got my name in the Paper. In actuality, the Tournament had been divided into two “Sections”. It was a City Championship, and an Expert had Registered (Rating 2000 to 2199; 2200 is “Master”). They divided it to give those who didn’t want to play in a Tournament they had no chance of winning, a Section whose winner would not be City Champion. Since there were only 3 entries for the “Championship” Section, I actually finished last… ㋛

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    The Gun Doctor  9 months ago

    Add the ribbon to the coat-of-arms in the Sunday title frame.

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    rhpii  9 months ago

    Pinning it on will probably draw blood.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago

    So I’m torn in interpreting this as either the Boss truly thinking he’s being magnanimous, or him being sarcastic and making another jibe at Brutus. Leaning heavily toward the latter.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    How thoughtful of you Chiefy.

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    CrzyDyeman  9 months ago

    And for all of the employees, there will be “A” pizza in the break room for lunch.

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    It’s a traveling ribbon. So don’t lose it.

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    on the company baseball team brutus plays left out…

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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    Is the Boss also on the local school board ?

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    Chris Sherlock  9 months ago

    Brutus Thornapple: The Born Participant.

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