The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 16, 2024

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  6 months ago

    That is a phrase you’d be wiser to avoid.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    Job Description: One in which I would be continually employed!

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    Skeptical Meg  6 months ago

    I can’t decide if this reminds me more of the quote from Abhishek Shukla — “Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.” or “Rebel Rabbit”, the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he tries to raise the bounty on his head. They’re both so similar. :)

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    david_42  6 months ago

    “I don’t know what I’ll be doing in five years, as that technology hasn’t been created yet.” One of my responses to a stupid HR question at a company that disappeared 30 years ago.

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    davidlwashburn  6 months ago

    What’s the point of putting that kind of pressure on kids his age?

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    ♪♫ “Vocational Guidance Counsellor… Vocational Guidance Counsellor… Vocational Guidance Coun-se-llorrrr…” ♪♫

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  6 months ago

    My high school gf’s dad wanted me to take mechanical engineering so I could take over his business after I married his daughter. I wanted to take electrical engineering, but last year of high school was frustrating and my bff joined the Air Force and I followed hoping to be a photographer but they steered me into avionics where I excelled and made a good career out of it. Good IQ and analytical skills got me some good niche civilian positions including working with design engineers. making their designs actually work.

    Bottom line, high school is a bit early to plan the rest of your life and be prepared for sharp turns. I never met a career councilor who got it right

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    Retrac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Retired! That is the best job of all!

    Except there is no Job Description because you don’t have anything to do.

    But when you go to bed you are only half done.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    OK, a rock star, the likes of which the world has never seen. Does that help?

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    John Lamb Premium Member 6 months ago

    Retired!

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    Sojourner  6 months ago

    Well, I can’t fault the boy for being ambitious. :-)

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 6 months ago

    Muad’dib he ain’t.

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