Prickly City by Scott Stantis for May 14, 2024

Who was expecting Scott to be this upset?

For some reason, the phrase “Lipstick on a pig”, pops into my mind.

Can’t do the humor, my oldest brother would come home and say he saw one of our dogs chasing a cow! Every new dog!!! And he’s shoot it…we cried…I lived there, never have I seen our dogs chase a cow. I AM SORRY, it’s been a long time but I can’t forget!

But Stantis…

Don’t both sides shoot dogs?

Just like both sides try to violently overthrow the government of the United States, right?

And weaponize and LIE about every ‘issue’?

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And steal money from children who have cancer.

And defraud people of their life savings.

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Stantis continues baby steps?

Is this an homage to an old Mad Magazine cover? At least, I think it was Mad Magazine… But I do remember the meme, though.

Google “national lampoon kill this dog”. (HT to @jonatha.)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Signed The Guv!

A GUN! Oh my no! I am so triggered! TRIGGER! That’s a part of a GUN! I am so upset I am going to my chambers. CHAMBER! That another part of a GUN! Ok, ok, ok… I need to get a grip. GRIP! AAAAUUUGGGHHH!

I heard Gov. krispi had four kids, but one was uncontrollable at 14 months, so….

Well, we know one thing that crosses Scott Stantis’s line.

The interesting thing is she published this to line up support for the VP nomination. Tells you what she thinks about what her party likes.

Wow. With all that’s going on in our country, never mind the world and the big story is some governor shoots her dog. The only thing at which we excel anymore is majoring on the minor. Hey look! Some stupid little thing! Let’s blow it up!

Cricket, Goat and two horses ghosts came to me and said eye for an eye.

Don’t vote for heartless republicans.

I believe she would enjoy killing it anyway. Although she would use a long gun from distance. She just loves to give them a sporting chance.

She killed a disobedient dog. She is not Cruella Deville.

Dear Noem…will you please meet me in the middle of Fifth Avenue?I have a surprise for you.