Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 17, 2024

Shabbat shalom, fellow Cappers. Any news on Princess Kate? I hope she’s doing well with her cancer treatments. It’s sad to think of her losing her beautiful hair due to chemo.

yay! ….. NOT!

wicked burn Chalkie!

Chalkie isn’t wrong.

A “influencer” was on the news saying she is suing the US government because of her loss of income if they block Tictok…I don’t care!

Way to ruin it Chalkie.

Or darts, or shootin’ pool. And he probably cheats at squab racing, too.

Football thuggery, couch surfing, canal aquatics….

The Count would certainly watch it. Andy knows more about pigeon racing than anyone The Count knows. Dilly! Dilly!

Wally Batty would be proud

Can Andy’s pigeons actually find their way back home?

Playing pool? Betting on losing horses?

Love Chalkie’s look…..says it all!!

Horse racing tips.

How about ways to dodge work? Canal swimming? Taking naps on the couch? Ten best excuses for coming in late at night?

Commenters must not read comments of others before posting as there are many repeats here.

Careful! You may have found your calling, Andy, if you can get a rig together for videoing yourself and your pigeons.

I was thinking “10 steps to being a useless bum”

Youtube is also great for delusional videos.

I have to admit I was wondering too.

Better than a sleeping pill.

Oh heck, just go with how to at practically anything without getting caught. Not that he’s been all that successful.

Canal diving. :)

Just shake your butt, Andy, that’s all they do…

Has Andy won any Pigeon races?

Or how NOT to bet on the horses.

How about how to get a bob or two out of Flo’s purse without her noticing!

Andy’s got something there. Just go to YouTube and search for “pigeon racing”.

People say it’s possible to make a lot of money on YouTube, and yet it’s never cost me anything. Thanks, everybody else, for keeping it afloat!

Chalkier is right

Footage of Andy falling into the canal would probably get lots of like on Youtube.