A friend of mine once ordered half a weight watchers salad with chips. She said, well if I’m only eating half the salad it must be ok to have the chips. Not convinced that works.
Had a cafeteria manager at my first salaried job, and a Steak House owner/chef that bought into my thin-but-hollow live-to-eat, eat-to-live lifestyle that recognized me on arrival and treated me like a valued friend…same as they treated a few others I’m sure, but kept me as a customer most certainly. Both trialed new culinary creations on me before adding to the menu.
“Veggie burger” is inaccurate: it’s a vegetable (honestly, more likely bean and grain) patty. By definition, a “burger” requires the presence of chopped or ground meat. But, vegans like to lie and then get even more obnoxious than normal when you point out they’re lying.
I just guess that you will get the veggie burger and l will take the chili burger and fries.You know how much I care about your health and my heart is doing fine…..
Guessing this is the one and only time he can pull this stunt; next time, when they mess up the order in exactly the same way, she’ll know the fix is in.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Secret code
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 month ago
I love it, Ralph rules
C about 1 month ago
Repeat pro re nata
Ol' me about 1 month ago
I’d die before I ate a veggie burger.
Marcia Gibson Premium Member about 1 month ago
How to tell that Ralph is in distress.
Just-me about 1 month ago
The fix is in.
MRC112 about 1 month ago
A friend of mine once ordered half a weight watchers salad with chips. She said, well if I’m only eating half the salad it must be ok to have the chips. Not convinced that works.
eladee AKA Wally about 1 month ago
They know their clientele.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
[Wink! Wink!]
“Say no more…” ㋛
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I have a sudden craving for a Chiliburger. Hey hon I’m going out to get a veggie burger
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
A foot long chili cheese dog and tots.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago
He is a widow maker.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Needs to keep up his bulk for wrestling!
Spider-UK about 1 month ago
I like these guys, they’re cool.
MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago
Know your customer base, and your business will thrive.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Darn, they got the order right.
95 about 1 month ago
Had a cafeteria manager at my first salaried job, and a Steak House owner/chef that bought into my thin-but-hollow live-to-eat, eat-to-live lifestyle that recognized me on arrival and treated me like a valued friend…same as they treated a few others I’m sure, but kept me as a customer most certainly. Both trialed new culinary creations on me before adding to the menu.
dv about 1 month ago
Where is Joe Pesci when you need him?
BlueKnight25 about 1 month ago
“Veggie burger” is inaccurate: it’s a vegetable (honestly, more likely bean and grain) patty. By definition, a “burger” requires the presence of chopped or ground meat. But, vegans like to lie and then get even more obnoxious than normal when you point out they’re lying.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
I just guess that you will get the veggie burger and l will take the chili burger and fries.You know how much I care about your health and my heart is doing fine…..
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
They got Ralph’s order right.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
Guessing this is the one and only time he can pull this stunt; next time, when they mess up the order in exactly the same way, she’ll know the fix is in.
RobinHood about 1 month ago
A veggie burger is a lie. Not a veggie, not a burger.