Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 07, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  26 days ago

    Why are the candles like and not like this arc? They’re like it because they’re burned out, but unlike it because they’re still showing signs of life.

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    billsplut  26 days ago

    “So, Matty, you were saying—” WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

    “So, Bill the Splut, you were asking what type of restaurant we should eat at?”

    “I…Yes, that’s what I said. Two SECONDS ago!”

    “So, Bill the Splut, are you saying I repeat myself?”

    “Lady, are you on the Qaaludes again? You’re on the Qaaludes, right?”

    “So, Bill the Splut, you were saying about my flagrant drug use?”

    (throws hand in air; walks past rotting, fly-infested cake)

    Hey, Tom! You were saying this strip’s not over? I guess we’ll see on 12/31/24.

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    Blu Bunny  26 days ago

    3rd panel continued to say Like this lousy arc.

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    Blu Bunny  26 days ago

    No big wad of chew and spitting? Must be afraid of choking on it.

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    eced52  26 days ago

    He lost me.

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    Gent  26 days ago

    They not even let him to blows out them candles?

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    French Persons Premium Member 26 days ago

    Hopefully this arc is over.

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    Fetzee  26 days ago

    Matty needs to trim that mustache

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    ladykat  26 days ago

    Good for you, Matty!

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    jasonsnakelover  26 days ago

    But do you know?

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    rockyridge1977  26 days ago

    It’s not over till it’s over!!!!!

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    Out of the Past  26 days ago

    This is called “almost Crankshaft”. Which is okay I guess.

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    lemonbaskt  26 days ago

    she forgot to ask him his age again thats very important

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    Irish53  26 days ago

    Zzzzzzzz….

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    fourteenpeeves  26 days ago

    The wax-covered cake will be donated to Madame Tussaud’s Museum

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    sandflea  26 days ago

    Their sponsor should be 70-Up.

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    Irish53  26 days ago

    The old guy is really Gil Thorp

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    Mopman  26 days ago

    Relatively minor nitpick, but I don’t think 70+ softball is a thing. Senior leagues are usually 60+ or 65+ with some 55+.

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