Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 07, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    Why are the candles like and not like this arc? They’re like it because they’re burned out, but unlike it because they’re still showing signs of life.

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    billsplut  5 months ago

    “So, Matty, you were saying—” WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

    “So, Bill the Splut, you were asking what type of restaurant we should eat at?”

    “I…Yes, that’s what I said. Two SECONDS ago!”

    “So, Bill the Splut, are you saying I repeat myself?”

    “Lady, are you on the Qaaludes again? You’re on the Qaaludes, right?”

    “So, Bill the Splut, you were saying about my flagrant drug use?”

    (throws hand in air; walks past rotting, fly-infested cake)

    Hey, Tom! You were saying this strip’s not over? I guess we’ll see on 12/31/24.

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    Blu Bunny  5 months ago

    3rd panel continued to say Like this lousy arc.

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    Blu Bunny  5 months ago

    No big wad of chew and spitting? Must be afraid of choking on it.

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    eced52  5 months ago

    He lost me.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    They not even let him to blows out them candles?

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    grozar  5 months ago

    The old geezer can’t even open his eyes!

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    French Persons Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hopefully this arc is over.

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    Fetzee  5 months ago

    Matty needs to trim that mustache

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Good for you, Matty!

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    It’s not over till it’s over!!!!!

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    Out of the Past  5 months ago

    This is called “almost Crankshaft”. Which is okay I guess.

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    she forgot to ask him his age again thats very important

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    Irish53  5 months ago

    Zzzzzzzz….

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    fourteenpeeves  5 months ago

    The wax-covered cake will be donated to Madame Tussaud’s Museum

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    sandflea  5 months ago

    Their sponsor should be 70-Up.

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    Irish53  5 months ago

    The old guy is really Gil Thorp

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    Mopman  5 months ago

    Relatively minor nitpick, but I don’t think 70+ softball is a thing. Senior leagues are usually 60+ or 65+ with some 55+.

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