The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 16, 2024

Pizzas only grow on flat Earth.

I can’t imagine a family with little kids to never have made pizza at home the classical way and never having watched how they make it at a restaurant. At least Eddie should know better.

All food at the supermarket comes from the back room of course.

Thanks for the Wall-e reference, I didn’t even know I needed that.

all of them!

Kids

The crop circle of life, that’s a good one.

Pizza plants are beside the bacon bush.

When I feed people something from my garden, I often had to tell them that I carefully keep my pets away from the plants. That’s a fib, and I also carefully do not mention the soil the vegetables were grown in is heavily mixed with cow manure. If they don’t know where food comes from, it’s not my role to teach them.

How I remember “solving” the mysteries of life as a little one. The answers I arrived at didn’t really make sense, even to me at that age, but they were the best i could do. I now see adults around me arriving at the same conclusions about things i did back then. sigh.