Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 24, 2024

Dropping like flies.

Miles, don’t be so callous to Kevin’s death

It’s more fun with two!

Man up!

Miles could never stoop so low as when he helps Kevin up

The game? Kevin Tries for Sympathy Score: Miles 1 / Kevin 0

How can you be bored already?! Summer vacation has barely just begun!

You could get up and join him, Kevin.

“Leave no man behind. But leave no man where you find him.”

Kids. They can die from boredom and embarrassment. What if they are embarrassed by being bored?

Smart Miles, life’s too short not to enjoy it.

Misery loves company? Then who needs it.

Load the Super Soaker with Ice water. It tends to revive them.

Wait a second. What about those water balloons from yesterday? A quick Toomah! To the head should do the trick.