Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 22, 2024

Just a little prick.

Must have been a cheap substitute.

Okay. That’s a new one.

An unexpected response.

Not cool dude

Some are defeated, she was deflated.

Brutal tack-tics.

I’d say stick to whoopie cushions but by the looks of it she my be related to one.

He just ruined some lonely guy’s “girlfriend”.

EEP! That really WAS a bubble butt!

I had forgotten how cruel we used to be in grade school.

uhh… if that’s been the teacher this whole time then… I’m at a loss for words here… :{

Mademoiselle Ballon reverses the prank! She sat down with the pin right in her… uh, air intake valve… [blushes]. Didn’t see where this was going when I started.

It must be an after-effect of a colonoscopy.

Welp, school’s out…

Wasn’t me……

I guess people are inherently cruel. Sad.

Tetanus; The gift that keeps on giving.

When I was in second grade, one of my classmates tattled on me, so I had to stay in for recess. I put a tack on his seat. When the kids came back from recess, he sat on the tack. His eyes grew wide, tears started streaming and he held up his hand for the teacher to notice. He said, “Mrs. Krohn, someone put a tack on my seat and I’m sitting on it”

She was only a temp teacher.

Teachers know, always look before you sit.

If she was full of hot air, I guess they weren’t learning much.

Dipping the tack tip in poison, now that’s going a little too far.

The Strange World of Mr.Mum

Cybill would find that hilarious.

Surrogat teacher.

She must be married to the auto pilot from Airplane!