Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 24, 2024

Tell me about it.

Wow, have we not all been there!

Why can’t I ever learn?

One time I was two minutes old.

Drop in visitors will just have to accept the fact I have a messy house.

Is one of the last minute visitors the cleaning service?

I got my whole house cleaned for 19 dollars. By Aunty?

Love the apron…

You definitely need more last minute visitors then.

Same here.

Turn into a “Russian” !!!!!!!

We have occasional parties here so I have an excuse (and motiv/energy: already cleaned the barn twice every day: barn is immaculate. House…..) to clean the house.

I didn’t know Auntie was a bag lady.

You forgot the “h” in “wine”.

Someone I used to know had a great sign in their house! “If you’ve come to see me, come on in. If you’ve come to see the house, make an appointment!”

If they want to feel at home, maybe they should stay there.

Love the apron!

as we were finalizing the sale at the bank, the guy who bought our house profusely thanked us for cleaning the house up before we moved out. we were glad that he purchased our home with such alacrity, but didn’t much care for him otherwise, and i told him, we always kept our home clean. the bank employees appeared to be struggling to stifle giggles…

Aunty, you state the obvious.