Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 16, 2024

Do the hokey pokey instead. It’s just as juvenile, and prejudiced for bipeds.

If you’re sparkly and you know it, what do you do?

If you’re happy and you know it… good for you!

If you’re happy and you know it, thank Pfizer.

We all have our own special things that make us Happy!

If you’re happy and you know it, annoy your neighbors by telling them all about it.

Unicorns can smile; let’s all do that and spread it around.

Insidious song.

If you’re happy and you know it… you’re probably one of seven dwarfs!

No mention of opposable thumbs?

But what if you’re happy and you don’t know it?

if you’re happy and you know it play my violin :P

Compromise. If you’re happy and you know it, Blow your nose.

That ended more amicably than expected.

“If you are happy and you know it…”

I know Marigold doesn’t use contractions, but it kind of disrupts the meter of the verse.

For humans. unlike unicorns, trotting is faster than galloping.

Swish-Swish!