Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2024

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’ll just tell you the bear necessities.

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    j_m_kuehl  10 months ago

    where’s the wine

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  10 months ago

    This should be an interesting communion.

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    Sanspareil  10 months ago

    Watch it wiz, he may Bear down on you!

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    _lounger_  10 months ago

    not a good start…

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 10 months ago

    One question is do you S*** in the woods?

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    One of the 12 monkeys  10 months ago

    This will be a bear with a sore head !

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    Gent  10 months ago

    It gonna gets unbearable for you now Wiz.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Who does the Wiz think he is? The IRS?!

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    eced52  10 months ago

    Stick to flora and fauna Wiz.

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Hope the bear is a morning person…….otherwise??

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    “And I have one for you. Ever been mauled before?”

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    He just wanted to converse with someone more bearable than Blanche, this morning. Can you blame him?

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    rshive  10 months ago

    It may be cranky.

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    Just-me  10 months ago

    Best let well enough alone there Wiz.

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    Cincoflex  10 months ago

    “First of all, what’s it like to be attacked by an annoyed bear?”

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    assrdood  10 months ago

    On a recent bucket list trip out west, suddenly all the traffic on the two lane road screeched to a stop – both ways – in the middle of the road! People were jumping out of their cars and running around. I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting anybody. Turns out there was a black bear on the hillside with her cub – Apparently a photo opportunity to the travelers.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Guess Doordash came early!

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  10 months ago

    go to Tampa there is one roaming the streets as we speak

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    GiantShetlandPony  10 months ago

    Pretty sure you will find him communing with a doctor next.

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    Frer Squirrel  10 months ago

    I’ll bring a couple acorns if you bring an apple.

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    M.K.Staffeld  10 months ago

    Hopefully Wiz has some good protection spells…

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    sandflea  10 months ago

    Yes, we do.

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    sobrown51  10 months ago

    “Where is the restroom?”

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    “How can you stand to walk around in your bear skin all day?”

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    Ukko wilko  10 months ago

    Better have your wand ready… they wake up hungry.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    If he’s going to join the commune, he’s going to have to learn not to irritate Nature.

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