Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2024

He’ll just tell you the bear necessities.

where’s the wine

And he can get away with poking the bear because he’s a powerful wizard.

This should be an interesting communion.

Watch it wiz, he may Bear down on you!

not a good start…

One question is do you S*** in the woods?

This will be a bear with a sore head !

It gonna gets unbearable for you now Wiz.

Who does the Wiz think he is? The IRS?!

Stick to flora and fauna Wiz.

Does a bear make #2 in the woods?

Hope the bear is a morning person…….otherwise??

“And I have one for you. Ever been mauled before?”

He just wanted to converse with someone more bearable than Blanche, this morning. Can you blame him?

It may be cranky.

Best let well enough alone there Wiz.

“First of all, what’s it like to be attacked by an annoyed bear?”

On a recent bucket list trip out west, suddenly all the traffic on the two lane road screeched to a stop – both ways – in the middle of the road! People were jumping out of their cars and running around. I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting anybody. Turns out there was a black bear on the hillside with her cub – Apparently a photo opportunity to the travelers.

Guess Doordash came early!

go to Tampa there is one roaming the streets as we speak

Pretty sure you will find him communing with a doctor next.

I’ll bring a couple acorns if you bring an apple.

Hopefully Wiz has some good protection spells…

Yes, we do.

“Where is the restroom?”

“How can you stand to walk around in your bear skin all day?”

Better have your wand ready… they wake up hungry.

Oh, you’re gonna get some answers, alright.

If he’s going to join the commune, he’s going to have to learn not to irritate Nature.