No you didn’t; not if you already have a card for every occasion. Now give me one that says “I saw through Marigold’s nonsense, and all I got was this lousy card”.
I’ll bet there are a lot of unicorns at Hallmark. It would explain a lot. I bet Hallmark is owned by Unicorns. No wait, maybe American Greetings. Their stuff is a bit cornier.
Does she have a card for being stared at for the 1,000th time by impatient customers because they thinking I’m being lazy for not taking care of them because I’m a customer service manager who can’t ring on a register for the sake of obeying policy?
Incidentally, today my wife and I celebrate our 16th wedding anniversary. But we decided not to exchange cards this year as we have a vacation happening soon.
It’s easy if you can magic them up at will rather than having to stare at a rack of hundreds of them, most wtth inane messages trying to find one that even remotely applies to the person you are buying it for..
codycab 7 months ago
Shouldn’t there also be a card about congratulating someone on meeting a unicorn?
Averagemoe 7 months ago
Seems like Phoebe has been dealt a winning hand.
sirbadger 7 months ago
If your aunt stops sending cards, you might wonder if she is OK.
iggyman 7 months ago
Pick a card, any card!
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 7 months ago
Marigold must have a whole gift shop tucked away in her own dimensional space somewhere!
Decepticomic 7 months ago
No you didn’t; not if you already have a card for every occasion. Now give me one that says “I saw through Marigold’s nonsense, and all I got was this lousy card”.
tychoaussie 7 months ago
I’ll bet there are a lot of unicorns at Hallmark. It would explain a lot. I bet Hallmark is owned by Unicorns. No wait, maybe American Greetings. Their stuff is a bit cornier.
mistie710 7 months ago
Da*n! Carded again!
Joseph comicinthestrip 7 months ago
Does she have a card for being stared at for the 1,000th time by impatient customers because they thinking I’m being lazy for not taking care of them because I’m a customer service manager who can’t ring on a register for the sake of obeying policy?
Matt Ceccato Premium Member 7 months ago
Incidentally, today my wife and I celebrate our 16th wedding anniversary. But we decided not to exchange cards this year as we have a vacation happening soon.
glowing-steak32 7 months ago
I deserve a card that reads “congratulations for eating breakfast”.
Frer Squirrel 7 months ago
If you ask for a card again, you might get a jumper made of unicorn wool.
whelan_jj 7 months ago
It’s easy if you can magic them up at will rather than having to stare at a rack of hundreds of them, most wtth inane messages trying to find one that even remotely applies to the person you are buying it for..
Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago
Marigold always knows.