Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2024

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t there also be a card about congratulating someone on meeting a unicorn?

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    Averagemoe  7 months ago

    Seems like Phoebe has been dealt a winning hand.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    If your aunt stops sending cards, you might wonder if she is OK.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Pick a card, any card!

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 7 months ago

    Marigold must have a whole gift shop tucked away in her own dimensional space somewhere!

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    Decepticomic  7 months ago

    No you didn’t; not if you already have a card for every occasion. Now give me one that says “I saw through Marigold’s nonsense, and all I got was this lousy card”.

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    tychoaussie  7 months ago

    I’ll bet there are a lot of unicorns at Hallmark. It would explain a lot. I bet Hallmark is owned by Unicorns. No wait, maybe American Greetings. Their stuff is a bit cornier.

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    mistie710  7 months ago

    Da*n! Carded again!

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  7 months ago

    Does she have a card for being stared at for the 1,000th time by impatient customers because they thinking I’m being lazy for not taking care of them because I’m a customer service manager who can’t ring on a register for the sake of obeying policy?

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    Matt Ceccato Premium Member 7 months ago

    Incidentally, today my wife and I celebrate our 16th wedding anniversary. But we decided not to exchange cards this year as we have a vacation happening soon.

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    glowing-steak32  7 months ago

    I deserve a card that reads “congratulations for eating breakfast”.

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    Frer Squirrel  7 months ago

    If you ask for a card again, you might get a jumper made of unicorn wool.

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    whelan_jj  7 months ago

    It’s easy if you can magic them up at will rather than having to stare at a rack of hundreds of them, most wtth inane messages trying to find one that even remotely applies to the person you are buying it for..

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Marigold always knows.

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