Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2024

Shouldn’t there also be a card about congratulating someone on meeting a unicorn?

Seems like Phoebe has been dealt a winning hand.

If your aunt stops sending cards, you might wonder if she is OK.

Pick a card, any card!

Marigold must have a whole gift shop tucked away in her own dimensional space somewhere!

No you didn’t; not if you already have a card for every occasion. Now give me one that says “I saw through Marigold’s nonsense, and all I got was this lousy card”.

I’ll bet there are a lot of unicorns at Hallmark. It would explain a lot. I bet Hallmark is owned by Unicorns. No wait, maybe American Greetings. Their stuff is a bit cornier.

Da*n! Carded again!

Does she have a card for being stared at for the 1,000th time by impatient customers because they thinking I’m being lazy for not taking care of them because I’m a customer service manager who can’t ring on a register for the sake of obeying policy?

Incidentally, today my wife and I celebrate our 16th wedding anniversary. But we decided not to exchange cards this year as we have a vacation happening soon.

I deserve a card that reads “congratulations for eating breakfast”.

If you ask for a card again, you might get a jumper made of unicorn wool.

It’s easy if you can magic them up at will rather than having to stare at a rack of hundreds of them, most wtth inane messages trying to find one that even remotely applies to the person you are buying it for..

Marigold always knows.