May 14, 2024
I didn’t know Colon Blow had marshmallows.
Cute, I guess?
At first, I thought the cereal was named Fib•r
I have to wonder about cereals that advertise themselves as healthy because they are “nutritionally fortified”. After all, Normandy beach was fortified, and I don’t think many men left there healthier than when they arrived.
Better than Special K, where the K stands for “kardboard”.
It useless and just marketing gimmicks. For real fibres eats more fruits and vegetables.
‘Shaped like tiny dietitians’. That’ll show them.
Does it have a tiny prize at the inside?
No Jon. Fib-r cereal is meant to help you tell small lies.
I want some Cocoa Pebbles.
I would have thought tiny accountants.
Marshmallows in beakfast stuff???
I don’t think I have ever eaten a dietitian
Marshmallows don’t belong in healthy cereal.
❝ Start your day the Montezuma way ❞
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Now I want some Cracklin’ Oat Bran.
Which ninja turtle is that on the box?
Kix for adults?
Notice how hard the cereal is- Cronch, cronch, cronch. Jon will be needing to see the dentist.
How long do we give it before Jon regrets his purchase?
Oat hulls and wheat chaff. By invitation only.
I don’t see any of those marshmallows
My comic schedule: Big Nate, Calvin and Hobbes, Crabgrass, Garfield, Liō
Not the kinda of cereal you would like Garfield
Looks like a shell-less Ninja Turtle on the box.
garfield43 5 months ago
I didn’t know Colon Blow had marshmallows.
codycab 5 months ago
Cute, I guess?
Clarence 5 months ago
At first, I thought the cereal was named Fib•r
Mediatech 5 months ago
I have to wonder about cereals that advertise themselves as healthy because they are “nutritionally fortified”. After all, Normandy beach was fortified, and I don’t think many men left there healthier than when they arrived.
californiamonty 5 months ago
Better than Special K, where the K stands for “kardboard”.
Gent 5 months ago
It useless and just marketing gimmicks. For real fibres eats more fruits and vegetables.
cdillon85 5 months ago
‘Shaped like tiny dietitians’. That’ll show them.
Blu Bunny 5 months ago
Does it have a tiny prize at the inside?
Kaputnik 5 months ago
No Jon. Fib-r cereal is meant to help you tell small lies.
2AndFour 5 months ago
I want some Cocoa Pebbles.
mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago
I would have thought tiny accountants.
silberdistel 5 months ago
Marshmallows in beakfast stuff???
miztrniceguy 5 months ago
I don’t think I have ever eaten a dietitian
Goat from PBS 5 months ago
Marshmallows don’t belong in healthy cereal.
ʲᔆ 5 months ago
❝ Start your day the Montezuma way ❞
⁽ ᶜᵉʳᵉᵃˡ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ ᶜᵒˡᵈ ⁾
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Now I want some Cracklin’ Oat Bran.
Petemejia77 5 months ago
Which ninja turtle is that on the box?
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Kix for adults?
Larrycleve 5 months ago
Notice how hard the cereal is- Cronch, cronch, cronch. Jon will be needing to see the dentist.
edmund_graham 5 months ago
How long do we give it before Jon regrets his purchase?
Grover Premium Member 5 months ago
Oat hulls and wheat chaff. By invitation only.
EXCALABUR 5 months ago
I don’t see any of those marshmallows
aaronacademy2012 5 months ago
My comic schedule: Big Nate, Calvin and Hobbes, Crabgrass, Garfield, Liō
anncorr339 5 months ago
Not the kinda of cereal you would like Garfield
Barnabus Blackoak 5 months ago
Looks like a shell-less Ninja Turtle on the box.