Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 29, 2024

At last, a man who shares his feelings

… and not just my to hands if you let me even more.

Both hands and the tip of the tongue when appropriate.

I have tactile abilities with my whole body. I’ll bet you do, too.

I suppose he’ll want to stick his finger in her navel. (old joke)

Prehensile feet?

his side gig is handyman…

Russian fingers , Roman hands ! ( or visa versa )

He was already being called “The Gropenator” before Ahnold was even a teenager.

I’m hooked on a feeling

And I’m high on believing

That you’re just feeling meeeeee…

An oldie but goodie.

nothing beats a good “braille” examination….followed by an oral one!

“I have a probe!”

GUY: Almost there! Say – how come you don’t wear sunglasses?

GAL: Cause I’m blind, stupid! GUY: But…sputter sputter. Never mind…

His is the only reply that will deter a psychologically-oriented woman from diverting the occasion to emo-talk.

I know. I was married to a psychotherapist.

At least HE asks.

“Well with the cost of food so high, I thought you might like a free goose!”

it’s good to take a hands-on approach… ☺

It is the only way…………..

That was when she shot him in his boxer shorts. After that, he kind of lost interest.