The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 07, 2024

WTH?

Her boyfriend tries to be funny, but he’s just a deviled ham.

Any relationship with the Devil is going to have negative consequences.

Devil’s in the details!

She ordered “Satin” and got “Satan”!

Mr Hot Flash. The wife is 59. Last year her younger sister calls up and asked “What is happening to my body??!!!”. I’ve been driving down the highway 100 km/ 65mph and suddenly all windows are down and I was almost sucked out of the drivers seat.

He’s very possessive, and far from objective.

Please don’t nominate him for anything.

The devil! You say?

I can’t tell you what he can do with that pitchfork and not even in the bedroom.

Yes, “he’s” is really possessive.

groan

He doesn’t know what he sees in her.

Sounds like the kind of gal who will give him pea soup for dinner.

All the crappy boyfriends come in red.

Go ahead and talk to her Mitch. What have you got to Lucifer?

No Flip Wilson jokes?

A great example of why you should stay engaged for at least a year to be sure.

That little devil!

Haha! And she’s even wearing a blue dress!

If she doesn’t pay her exorcism bill, she’ll be repossessed

The devil made her do it. Ha! I’ve heard that before!

Now THAT is punny!

Possession is 9/10 of the law.

what could have possessed her…?

Repo man.

Actual demonic possession? Psycho girl? Don’t know, don’t care. But if Mitch is smart, he’ll back away slowly and never get anywhere near her again.