WTH?
Her boyfriend tries to be funny, but he’s just a deviled ham.
Any relationship with the Devil is going to have negative consequences.
Devil’s in the details!
She ordered “Satin” and got “Satan”!
Mr Hot Flash. The wife is 59. Last year her younger sister calls up and asked “What is happening to my body??!!!”. I’ve been driving down the highway 100 km/ 65mph and suddenly all windows are down and I was almost sucked out of the drivers seat.
He’s very possessive, and far from objective.
Please don’t nominate him for anything.
The devil! You say?
I can’t tell you what he can do with that pitchfork and not even in the bedroom.
Yes, “he’s” is really possessive.
groan
He doesn’t know what he sees in her.
Sounds like the kind of gal who will give him pea soup for dinner.
All the crappy boyfriends come in red.
Go ahead and talk to her Mitch. What have you got to Lucifer?
No Flip Wilson jokes?
A great example of why you should stay engaged for at least a year to be sure.
That little devil!
Haha! And she’s even wearing a blue dress!
If she doesn’t pay her exorcism bill, she’ll be repossessed
The devil made her do it. Ha! I’ve heard that before!
Now THAT is punny!
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
what could have possessed her…?
Repo man.
Actual demonic possession? Psycho girl? Don’t know, don’t care. But if Mitch is smart, he’ll back away slowly and never get anywhere near her again.
cracker65 27 days ago
WTH?
PraiseofFolly 26 days ago
Her boyfriend tries to be funny, but he’s just a deviled ham.
Doug K 26 days ago
Any relationship with the Devil is going to have negative consequences.
iggyman 26 days ago
Devil’s in the details!
iggyman 26 days ago
She ordered “Satin” and got “Satan”!
joe piglet Premium Member 26 days ago
Mr Hot Flash. The wife is 59. Last year her younger sister calls up and asked “What is happening to my body??!!!”. I’ve been driving down the highway 100 km/ 65mph and suddenly all windows are down and I was almost sucked out of the drivers seat.
gammaguy 26 days ago
He’s very possessive, and far from objective.
Please don’t nominate him for anything.
wongo 26 days ago
The devil! You say?
PoodleGroomer 26 days ago
I can’t tell you what he can do with that pitchfork and not even in the bedroom.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 26 days ago
Yes, “he’s” is really possessive.
DaBump Premium Member 26 days ago
groan
Angry Indeed Premium Member 26 days ago
He doesn’t know what he sees in her.
patiodragon 26 days ago
Sounds like the kind of gal who will give him pea soup for dinner.
bilbrlsn 26 days ago
All the crappy boyfriends come in red.
Lablubber 26 days ago
Go ahead and talk to her Mitch. What have you got to Lucifer?
Bilan 26 days ago
No Flip Wilson jokes?
zeexenon 26 days ago
A great example of why you should stay engaged for at least a year to be sure.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 26 days ago
That little devil!
Buoy 26 days ago
Haha! And she’s even wearing a blue dress!
PaulGoes 26 days ago
If she doesn’t pay her exorcism bill, she’ll be repossessed
6turtle9 26 days ago
The devil made her do it. Ha! I’ve heard that before!
RonBerg13 Premium Member 26 days ago
Now THAT is punny!
Chris Sherlock 26 days ago
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
gopher gofer 26 days ago
what could have possessed her…?
Jeffin Premium Member 26 days ago
Repo man.
paullp Premium Member 26 days ago
Actual demonic possession? Psycho girl? Don’t know, don’t care. But if Mitch is smart, he’ll back away slowly and never get anywhere near her again.