(I am for some reason reminded of John & Yoko’s first meeting. She had an art exhibit set up with a board labelled “hammer a nail in”. John asked if he could do so, but she wanted to keep it pristine for the opening the next day, but if he insisted he’d have to pay her five shillings. So he hammered an imaginary nail in and gave her five imaginary shillings.)
Does that mean my couch is imaginary? A lot money collects in the cushions when the change falls out of my pants. Oh great, now I am worried my pants are imaginary.
Leroy 5 months ago
Psst! Dude, just imagine you paid it!
Superfrog 5 months ago
Does that apply to negative gearing?
daDoctah1 5 months ago
That’s why I pay my taxes with imaginary money.
(I am for some reason reminded of John & Yoko’s first meeting. She had an art exhibit set up with a board labelled “hammer a nail in”. John asked if he could do so, but she wanted to keep it pristine for the opening the next day, but if he insisted he’d have to pay her five shillings. So he hammered an imaginary nail in and gave her five imaginary shillings.)
The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago
Always visualize tax write-offs!
PoochFan 5 months ago
I’ve said long ago that if the government could put a meter on our toilet paper rolls, they’d tax us for every piece we use.
xaingo 5 months ago
Does that mean my couch is imaginary? A lot money collects in the cushions when the change falls out of my pants. Oh great, now I am worried my pants are imaginary.
sdjamieson Premium Member 5 months ago
That’s good to know. So I can pay my taxes with imaginary money?
timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago
They must be in California.
Grumpy Old Guy 5 months ago
No greater truth has ever been spoken….
Retrac Premium Member 5 months ago
Even if it is imaginary or future money the Democrats will find a way to tax it.
jango 5 months ago
And thus is born the idea of crypto currency
mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago
And that’s why I went for material assets years ago and am now heavily invested in beanie babys!
ars731 5 months ago
Or Did I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND MAN?!
StephenRice 5 months ago
Panel 2: The trial for blasphemy.
Munch 5 months ago
They would if they could.