Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 02, 2024

I think a Trojan Python would be more fun.

put that on a parchment

Love this – and now on their local Facebook page there will be someone posting, “Hey, they said my wooden horse was delivered but that’s not my castle!”

Just had an incident with FTD. Very important occasion. Said they delivered it. No picture. Wouldn’t tell me who the local florist was that got the order so I can avoid ever using them in the future. I was told Company Policy was not to divulge the Operator. When I asked for refund they offered to extend profuse appologies for the error and make the delivery, now a week late.

Leaving it like that is just encouraging the porch pirates.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Beware of gifts bearing Greeks.

You’re not taking the picture properly. You need to snap a blurry picture, over your shoulder, as you’re turning around, with part of your finger over the lens – and only catch a portion of the package and the delivery location.

A lot doing delivery don’t know English let alone how to take a picture of it.

During the pandemic, our church made food deliveries. We took a picture when we dropped off the boxes and then sent a text message. Many of the people rushed out to wave at us before we could move on to our next delivery.

LOL!

Get ’er done boys. You only got the one-day Pony & Pillage Package.

He’s not taking any chances after the last Trojan conned him.

Oh they will remember you alright. Don’t worry……

Those guys look more medieval than Greek.