Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 04, 2024

I’d rather smell a nice, thick. juicy steak!

Hang a Freshly-Washed-Powdered-Baby Car Air Freshener from your rear view mirror.

She wants the car only after she needs a diaper?

Bread baking in the oven. (Oh, a new car doesn’t smell good unless it’s yours. And if it’s someone you don’t like it smells terrible.)

a new mowed lawn

Bacon and popcorn…

Problem is, as we get older, diaper time may re-enter the picture.

A puppy smell, one between 1 day old and 6 weeks old.

I’d rather smell the stack of money that each of them would cost.

That “new car” smell is the order of the chemicals used in the production of the car, many of which are toxic.

Racing gasoline. Also the burning rubber smell from burnouts. And the burgers at the concession stand. Okay, everything at the drag strip.

Neither. Both smell like chemicals.

Of the two options, I’d go with the new car. You could always speckle baby powder on it.