The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 04, 2024

Uncle Ted should be a musician.

Uncle Ted today is in Martin Crane (from “Frasier”) mood.

Bravo, Uncle Ted! More pun songs.

♫ Nothing could be sweeter than this lever when I greet her in the morning ♫

Uncle Ted is in his reclining years.

Ted Talk: recliners…

I am 21 days away from back fusion surgery. I completely agree with Uncle Ted. I sleep in mine because sleeping in a bed makes my legs not work and hurt for an hour or more. I’m going to sing with Uncle Ted. Nothing could be finer than to wake in my recliner in the morning.The other Uncle Ted is a retired musician too. I like them both.

Uncle Ted should Patent that tune before a furniture company steals it

North Carolina or South Carolina may send Uncle Ted a cease and desist letter. Or is it my honey baby Carolina? Un Huh.

I used to feel that way, but I fell asleep far too often. It made it harder to get to sleep that night.

“Nothing could be sweeter than to turn on the chair’s heater in the morning.”

Ahh . . . . Uncle Ted .

I remember a pretty rude version of that song… ☺

I try to follow the “Jack Reacher” rule: “Sleep when you can, eat and drink when you can. You never know when you will get another chance”.

then we shall add a blanket… and a pillow. then you will have a bed instead! :D

Good ol’ Uncle Ted. He makes being in a recliner sound even more wonderful. :)

If l had Aladin’s lamp for only a Day, l’ d make one wish and here’s what I’d say. " Nothing could be finer than to be in my recliner in the morning. Songs were so much better and you could actually sing a long. Not so much today l fear…..

Nothing could be finer than to be in your va… I better stop there. Don’t want another ban.

Attaboy Uncle Ted……

Beautiful. And to that I will add a second verse: “and in the afternoon and evening time, too”. Once again Uncle Ted gets my day started with an “ahhh.”

I’ve never seen a recliner with the handle on the left.

You’re missing one thing Uncle Ted…warm snuggly cat in your lap.

I have a recliner like that. There are times, usually after lunch, that I can’t get up and do all the other things that have to be done.

Just hope no door-to-door salesmen can see in a window and see you. Had one pound on my door after he saw me home. Not only did he not get a sale, but he also probably needed a pickaxe to get rid of the earful I gave him for waking me up on a Saturday afternoon.

I read this as I sit in my recliner in the morning…

Catchy tune.

How I train for the Luge !!

We had a version of that song that was extremely politically incorrect back in my college days.

i worry that uncle ted might be in permanent recline…

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Back in the 1970’s, my wife’s OB-GYN would occasionally treat an occasional patient to a variation of that song.