So a guy decides he wants to buy the world’s most unique pet. He goes to the pet store.
He looks at a cat and a dog. Not unique enough.
He looks at a hamster and a guinea pig. Please.
The pet store guy shows him a porpoise in a tank. He says “what’s unique about that” and the pet store guy says “this one will live forever”.
So he buys two.
He takes them home and puts them in his bathtub.
He feeds them. He tries feeding them fish, shrimp, waffles, everything. They won’t eat anything.
So he goes back to the pet store, and says “they won’t eat anything I give them” and the pet store guy says “Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, the only thing they will eat is mynah birds.”
He says “mynah birds. Really?” and the pet store guy says “yep”.
So he buys a couple mynah birds and takes them home.
When he gets home, there’s a lion sleeping on his front step. Yes, a lion.
He thinks, that’s a little strange, but I’ve got these mynahs and I’ve got to feed my pets. So he steps over the sleeping lion and takes the mynahs inside.
Just then, a cop jumps out of the bushes and arrests him.
He says “come on! What’s the charge”
And the cop says
“transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immortal porpoises”
Ernest_CT 12 days ago
Sleep well, ladies.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 days ago
What do you call a cat sleeping in your dresser drawer?
A bureau cat.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 days ago
Guy goes into a pet store
So a guy decides he wants to buy the world’s most unique pet. He goes to the pet store.
He looks at a cat and a dog. Not unique enough.
He looks at a hamster and a guinea pig. Please.
The pet store guy shows him a porpoise in a tank. He says “what’s unique about that” and the pet store guy says “this one will live forever”.
So he buys two.
He takes them home and puts them in his bathtub.
He feeds them. He tries feeding them fish, shrimp, waffles, everything. They won’t eat anything.
So he goes back to the pet store, and says “they won’t eat anything I give them” and the pet store guy says “Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, the only thing they will eat is mynah birds.”
He says “mynah birds. Really?” and the pet store guy says “yep”.
So he buys a couple mynah birds and takes them home.
When he gets home, there’s a lion sleeping on his front step. Yes, a lion.
He thinks, that’s a little strange, but I’ve got these mynahs and I’ve got to feed my pets. So he steps over the sleeping lion and takes the mynahs inside.
Just then, a cop jumps out of the bushes and arrests him.
He says “come on! What’s the charge”
And the cop says
“transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immortal porpoises”
The Humanist Boss 12 days ago
How sweet.
Drabble and Rose is Rose have the same premise accidentally on the same day I feel I’m living in a parallel universe.
Gizmo Cat 12 days ago
This is almost my cat and me every day. Difference is, she sleeps on my lap and I read or browse the internet.
Doctor Toon 12 days ago
We call it hide and sleep in our house
If there isn’t a cat in the bed when we get there, one will eventually join us
MS72 12 days ago
We’ve finished walks and breakfast. It’s nap time.
Gina Carson 12 days ago
One hairy kitty and one shaved kitty.
ladykat 12 days ago
One of my cats loves to nap on me if I lie down.
Allan CB Premium Member 12 days ago
I contracted CoViD on Tuesday. (I knew I should have boosted last week.)
Anyway, my two cats have taken turns sleeping in the chair beside my bed each night, to make sure I wake up to feed them.
Cats know when we’re sick.
fourteenpeeves 12 days ago
If you sleep, that’s the"okay sign" for the cat to sleep