Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 19, 2024

Dissertation Topic: An In-Depth Look at How Bad it Hurts

I wonder if the rhinoceros went to college?

One way of resolving racism…

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar.

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society.

The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.

They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, “We’re just not gonna settle this. We don’t see eye to eye. You’re too old and out of touch and I’m too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion.”

The boomer says, “That’s a great idea!” And yells, “HEY BARTENDER, C’MERE!”

That explains all the grey area in politics, I guess. Can somebody say Rino’s.

Now Dr. Fowler can start making some real money…er, after she pays off her student loan, of course.

Both black and white people are just varying shades of brown.

“… successfully defended …” – Now that is a record no man will ever break.

Some 30 years ago the advent of the internet made the pursuit of Rino horn much easier than traveling to some foreign black market. The Rhinoceros are still an endangered species, but their numbers are increasing now since Viagra.

Tamiah: “♫ Come on baby, make it hurt so good…♫”

Are albino rhinos still gray?

FWIW, “white rhino” started as an error for “wide rhino.” Then they named the black rhino as a counterpart.

Tamiah Brevard-Rodriguez had one of the worst PhD advisors in the whole world to make her defend her dissertation after giving birth

wish I could see this all but 3" is covered in ads.

Red Onions are Purple.

I am glad that got a real doctorate, not one of those honorary ones. The only way I would accept an honorary doctorate is if some school offered one to me.

I know I’m not “white” but more…whatever my skin color is.