Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    as much as it is creative indeed, as much as it is a life-threatening solution to silence the wife just a bit.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Abstract art?

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    mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago

    I don’t know if its art but…on second thought, no it’s not art.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Now complain that the frame is a little crooked.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    “When are you going to fix the wall that you and Henry smashed while playing?” This makes the Wizard and Henry sound like the two characters from my favourite strip Calvin and Hobbes. As I have said before, Andy Capp is my second favourite strip and The Wizard of Id is a strong candidate for third place.

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    eced52  4 months ago

    Million dollars.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    We needed to have some plumbing replaced in our guest bathroom and he had to go in through the wall of the bedroom then he put up a plastic square to cover the hole. My wife is an artist and has several paintings on that wall and to make the cover more attractive she painted exactly what it was covering, the new shower piping, on it. Now nobody has to wonder what is being hidden.

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    preacherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Very clever, Wiz. But a picture of your wife would’ve gone over better.

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    Strider Premium Member 4 months ago

    I did something similar to that as I was putting some shelves up on the wall, but made a mistake with the location. So, I just hung a couple of pictures over the holes.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Cheap fix!!!!

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Simplicity of repair.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    There’s Blanche with the bird feet again. I bet she’s pigeon-toed, as well!

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    Gandalf  4 months ago

    Keith Moon did something similar.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Modern art.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Modern art. It’s a real whole in the wall.

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    bwswolf  4 months ago

    Gees …… Wizard ….. Don’t you have a Fix-it spell ……. well, that works ….. :)

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    Gent  4 months ago

    And so, modern art was invented in ancient times itself by Wiz.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  4 months ago

    “Now just let some burglar TRY to steal that!!”

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    zarilla  4 months ago

    Since when does she call him Hon?

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    LOL!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago

    Better than a lot of so-called “art” out there.

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    M.K.Staffeld  4 months ago

    Well, technically he did fix it…

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    sheashea  4 months ago

    If this were Pickles, Opal would have him wearing that frame.

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    Gordo4ever  4 months ago

    Je suis Wiz….

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey, at least she’s sort of smiling.

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    missyhyattfan  3 months ago

    ID is good this week! LOL! Such a man answer!

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