Fred Basset by Alex Graham for June 13, 2024

That should’ve also hurt Fred.

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks. In this case Dear. You’d think he would know to always watch where he’s going living with a basset. Of course, you could have chosen to give a warning bark or move, but you didn’t.

I hate when that happens.

That must have been quite a crash to make that lamp swing and the picture to tilt.

Fred, why didn’t you move? Or at least let him know where you are lying?

Today we have those with their noses buried in the phone out in public just strolling along until colliding with one in front of them.

I have a little Sheltie, usually she gets out of the way, but lately she’s isn’t moving as fast as she use to and I wind up hurting myself and her.

How could anyone miss seeing Fred??

And moving wasn’t an option, Fred?

Fred, next time move. Humans can be less than smart at times and Mr. D could have hurt himself

How primitive. A newspaper, not a smartphone.

Fred, you could have moved out of the way.

He deserved it! Can’t blame Fred for just sitting there to see what would happen.

My dogs won’t move either. I just have to step around them.

If my cat moves it’s usually in front of the foot I’m stepping over her with.

I was driving home one day when I saw the neighbor’s basset lying in the middle of the busiest road in the area. He wouldn’t move either.

My cats would stand up to make the navigation without tripping over them harder. They are cats, after all.

Mr Dear it is your fault. Not Freds

Geez, Fred! What do you think you are? A cat?!?