May 14, 2024
“It’s a secret to everybody!”
Well earned new batteries, the old ones had had enough. (waiting for correctors)
Extortion is an ugly word. Accurate—but ugly.
0R
Garfield can just remove the batteries you have, and be done with it
“One at a time, please”……
Maybe if it didn’t yap so much, the battery would last longer.
Don’t get new batteries and the secret will also be safe.
The great danger of artificial intelligence. You can’t make machines too smart.
And Garfield thought he could get a weigh with it.
… aaand everyone else reading this comic… sorry Garfield!
or negotiations depending on how one looks at it.
Just threaten that scale with a massive mallet, and that would get it to shut up.
Probably worth the payoff…
You don’t know how to keep a secret!
“Listen to my demands or I’ll gain MORE weight and THEN step on you!”
Like you’ve never tried similar with Jon
Dang, those are the angriest-looking angry eyes I’ve seen from Garfield in like, forever!
No new batteries, nothing to worry about.
Of course.
Takes one to know one.
Garfield versus the Machines.
lol
Reminds me of a classic “Garfield” that also mentions extortion …
gocomics [dot] com [slash] garfield [slash] 1991/12/11
codycab 5 months ago
“It’s a secret to everybody!”
The dude from FL Premium Member 5 months ago
Well earned new batteries, the old ones had had enough. (waiting for correctors)
cdillon85 5 months ago
Extortion is an ugly word. Accurate—but ugly.
ʲᔆ 5 months ago
0R
Garfield can just remove the batteries you have, and be done with it
BigDaveGlass 5 months ago
“One at a time, please”……
win.45mag 5 months ago
Maybe if it didn’t yap so much, the battery would last longer.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 5 months ago
Don’t get new batteries and the secret will also be safe.
2AndFour 5 months ago
The great danger of artificial intelligence. You can’t make machines too smart.
Botulism Bob 5 months ago
And Garfield thought he could get a weigh with it.
imagenesis 5 months ago
… aaand everyone else reading this comic… sorry Garfield!
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
or negotiations depending on how one looks at it.
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Just threaten that scale with a massive mallet, and that would get it to shut up.
markkahler52 5 months ago
Probably worth the payoff…
Strawberry King 5 months ago
You don’t know how to keep a secret!
Goat from PBS 5 months ago
“Listen to my demands or I’ll gain MORE weight and THEN step on you!”
edmund_graham 5 months ago
Like you’ve never tried similar with Jon
mail2jbl 5 months ago
Dang, those are the angriest-looking angry eyes I’ve seen from Garfield in like, forever!
PAR85 5 months ago
No new batteries, nothing to worry about.
eced52 5 months ago
Of course.
anncorr339 5 months ago
Takes one to know one.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Garfield versus the Machines.
WentHulk 5 months ago
lol
rgcviper 5 months ago
Reminds me of a classic “Garfield” that also mentions extortion …
gocomics [dot] com [slash] garfield [slash] 1991/12/11