Garfield by Jim Davis for July 16, 2024

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    codycab  5 months ago

    “It’s a secret to everybody!”

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well earned new batteries, the old ones had had enough. (waiting for correctors)

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    cdillon85  5 months ago

    Extortion is an ugly word. Accurate—but ugly.

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    ʲᔆ  5 months ago

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    Garfield can just remove the batteries you have, and be done with it

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    BigDaveGlass  5 months ago

    “One at a time, please”……

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    win.45mag  5 months ago

    Maybe if it didn’t yap so much, the battery would last longer.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Don’t get new batteries and the secret will also be safe.

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    2AndFour  5 months ago

    The great danger of artificial intelligence. You can’t make machines too smart.

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    Botulism Bob  5 months ago

    And Garfield thought he could get a weigh with it.

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    imagenesis  5 months ago

    … aaand everyone else reading this comic… sorry Garfield!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    or negotiations depending on how one looks at it.

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    CaveCat87  5 months ago

    Just threaten that scale with a massive mallet, and that would get it to shut up.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Probably worth the payoff…

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    You don’t know how to keep a secret!

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    “Listen to my demands or I’ll gain MORE weight and THEN step on you!”

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    edmund_graham  5 months ago

    Like you’ve never tried similar with Jon

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    mail2jbl  5 months ago

    Dang, those are the angriest-looking angry eyes I’ve seen from Garfield in like, forever!

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    PAR85  5 months ago

    No new batteries, nothing to worry about.

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Of course.

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    anncorr339  5 months ago

    Takes one to know one.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Garfield versus the Machines.

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    WentHulk  5 months ago

    lol

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    rgcviper  5 months ago

    Reminds me of a classic “Garfield” that also mentions extortion …

    gocomics [dot] com [slash] garfield [slash] 1991/12/11

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