Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 17, 2024

Another favorite!

Don’t put your wallet in your back pocket. It causes a misalignment of your spine and nerve pain when you sit.

Fantastic, NOT!

Side effects may include massive body hair loss upon removal of said harness.

And Rob’s not worried about his wallet in Bucky’s , er, the fans possession

Of COURSE you’re expected to shove a fan into your pocket! What are ya – STUPID?!

“…but wait, There’s More!”

“Invention is the mother of necessity” – B. Katt

My wallet never makes my butt sweaty. I keep it in my handbag.

Is wallet butt sweat really an issue? I wouldn’t know since a carry a purse

No end to Bucky’s inventiveness — for better or worse.

Let’s see…electricity…motor…blade…Bucky. What could go wrong?

It took me… ouch… years… ouch… to figure that…ouch…out.

THAT is an image that can induce laughter.

I was just shopping for a new GPS mount/wireless phone charger for my car. It occurred to me that they should make one with a built-in fan for cooling, since running the phone while charging often overheats it. There are a couple of them, but the fans are too small to do much. I did consider strapping a PC fan to one.

Rob or Satch could nail a big rubber band, like a bicycle inner tube, to the window saches, and load Bucky in the expanded apex, then release him. Opening the window is optional.

I guess his Society for Creative Anachronism buddies didn’t tell Pinkish about keeping his wallet in his codpiece…