So it was Sarah on the phone with Miss Schott. Mr. Gabriel’s main priority is maintaining a continuing source of income, so I guess that’s also what he was doing with Pierce until Pierce unexpectedly killed himself. Gabriel doesn’t want that sort of thing to happen again.
1-TUBBY WHITESIDES:Ahhh…I can still touch the tips of my fingers together so I HAVEN’T put on any weight! HEY! Shouldn’t you be on a corner somewhere yelling “EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!”
2-…Oh. It’s Cherry’s turn today, isn’t it. ANYWAY, you need to work faster to get the dirt on Borden…
3-…I just know he ate Elsie and had her hide turned into baseball covers! THIS SCANDAL WILL MAKE STEROIDS AND GAMBLING IN BASEBALL…uh…seem unimportant? Well, it would if we actually reported it instead of used it for blackmail I guess. Maybe we’ll report it after we MILK BORDEN DRY! GET IT? “MILK”? Awh, never mind. Just get out there and get the scoop!
SARAH SKNK: I’ll get TWO! SCOOPS! GET IT? Errrrr…I’m on it boss. Grumpy fat bstard!
firestrike1 16 days ago
sleazebag, scumbag, call him what you will…
he is what he is…
Neil Wick 16 days ago
Good morning™, everyone!
So it was Sarah on the phone with Miss Schott. Mr. Gabriel’s main priority is maintaining a continuing source of income, so I guess that’s also what he was doing with Pierce until Pierce unexpectedly killed himself. Gabriel doesn’t want that sort of thing to happen again.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 16 days ago
firestrike1 sucked up about 13 hours ago
@General Trelane (Ret.)
more than alright…
I USED to cal him ‘Chuck’, but since he’s improved quite a bit, I now refer to him as ‘Sir Charles’…
Maaan !!! Can a nose go any further up a man’s butt… ?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 16 days ago
Good morning™, Schemers and Scammers !
“We must groom our technique for maximum extraction.”
avenger09 16 days ago
IF I was nitpicking ( not nose picking, like Firestrike) I’d point out the changing size of the back of “my Dear’s” chair.
Fortunately, I’m not nitpicking!
IvanB.Cohen 16 days ago
Well, well, well what have we here? 21st Century white-collar crime. The villain even wears his version of a Colonel Sanders suit.
iggyman 16 days ago
And the saga continues!
Bill The Nuke 16 days ago
Colonel Sanders evil twin.
Gent 16 days ago
KFC guy want to farms more cheeken eh.
tsull2121 16 days ago
Ok, but WHO was giving them info on the dead guy?
Matt Ceccato Premium Member 16 days ago
Could one of the two people in the portrait on the wall be inside the urn next to said portrait? There may be a story there…
Just-me 16 days ago
The guy is dressed like a cross between Col. Sanders and Boss Hogg.
iggyman 16 days ago
Colonel Sanders? Is that why Pierce “Kicked the Bucket”?!
artheaded1 16 days ago
Captain Kangaroo – The Evil Years
eced52 16 days ago
Interpretation: source of blackmail.
Another Take 16 days ago
1-TUBBY WHITESIDES: Ahhh…I can still touch the tips of my fingers together so I HAVEN’T put on any weight! HEY! Shouldn’t you be on a corner somewhere yelling “EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!”
2-…Oh. It’s Cherry’s turn today, isn’t it. ANYWAY, you need to work faster to get the dirt on Borden…
3-…I just know he ate Elsie and had her hide turned into baseball covers! THIS SCANDAL WILL MAKE STEROIDS AND GAMBLING IN BASEBALL…uh…seem unimportant? Well, it would if we actually reported it instead of used it for blackmail I guess. Maybe we’ll report it after we MILK BORDEN DRY! GET IT? “MILK”? Awh, never mind. Just get out there and get the scoop!
SARAH SKNK: I’ll get TWO! SCOOPS! GET IT? Errrrr…I’m on it boss. Grumpy fat bstard!
fourteenpeeves 15 days ago
Panel 3——evil secretary sharpens her pencil