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So it was Sarah on the phone with Miss Schott. Mr. Gabrielās main priority is maintaining a continuing source of income, so I guess thatās also what he was doing with Pierce until Pierce unexpectedly killed himself. Gabriel doesnāt want that sort of thing to happen again.
1-TUBBY WHITESIDES:Ahhhā¦I can still touch the tips of my fingers together so I HAVENāT put on any weight! HEY! Shouldnāt you be on a corner somewhere yelling āEXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!ā
2-ā¦Oh. Itās Cherryās turn today, isnāt it. ANYWAY, you need to work faster to get the dirt on Bordenā¦
3-ā¦I just know he ate Elsie and had her hide turned into baseball covers! THIS SCANDAL WILL MAKE STEROIDS AND GAMBLING IN BASEBALLā¦uhā¦seem unimportant? Well, it would if we actually reported it instead of used it for blackmail I guess. Maybe weāll report it after we MILK BORDEN DRY! GET IT? āMILKā? Awh, never mind. Just get out there and get the scoop!
SARAH SKNK: Iāll get TWO! SCOOPS! GET IT? Errrrrā¦Iām on it boss. Grumpy fat bstard!
firestrike1 9 months ago
sleazebag, scumbag, call him what you willā¦
he is what he isā¦
Neil Wick 9 months ago
Good morningā¢, everyone!
So it was Sarah on the phone with Miss Schott. Mr. Gabrielās main priority is maintaining a continuing source of income, so I guess thatās also what he was doing with Pierce until Pierce unexpectedly killed himself. Gabriel doesnāt want that sort of thing to happen again.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 9 months ago
firestrike1 sucked up about 13 hours ago
@General Trelane (Ret.)
more than alrightā¦
I USED to cal him āChuckā, but since heās improved quite a bit, I now refer to him as āSir Charlesāā¦
Maaan !!! Ā Can a nose go any further up a manās buttā¦ ?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 9 months ago
Good morningā¢, Schemers and Scammers !
āWe must groom our technique for maximum extraction.ā
avenger09 9 months ago
IF I was nitpicking ( not nose picking, like Firestrike) Iād point out the changing size of the back of āmy Dearāsā chair.
Fortunately, Iām not nitpicking!
IvanB.Cohen 9 months ago
Well, well, well what have we here? 21st Century white-collar crime. The villain even wears his version of a Colonel Sanders suit.
iggyman 9 months ago
And the saga continues!
Bill The Nuke 9 months ago
Colonel Sanders evil twin.
Gent 9 months ago
KFC guy want to farms more cheeken eh.
tsull2121 9 months ago
Ok, but WHO was giving them info on the dead guy?
Matt Ceccato Premium Member 9 months ago
Could one of the two people in the portrait on the wall be inside the urn next to said portrait? There may be a story thereā¦
Just-me 9 months ago
The guy is dressed like a cross between Col. Sanders and Boss Hogg.
iggyman 9 months ago
Colonel Sanders? Is that why Pierce āKicked the Bucketā?!
artheaded1 9 months ago
Captain Kangaroo ā The Evil Years
eced52 9 months ago
Interpretation: source of blackmail.
Another Take 9 months ago
1-TUBBY WHITESIDES: Ahhhā¦I can still touch the tips of my fingers together so I HAVENāT put on any weight! HEY! Shouldnāt you be on a corner somewhere yelling āEXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!ā
2-ā¦Oh. Itās Cherryās turn today, isnāt it. ANYWAY, you need to work faster to get the dirt on Bordenā¦
3-ā¦I just know he ate Elsie and had her hide turned into baseball covers! THIS SCANDAL WILL MAKE STEROIDS AND GAMBLING IN BASEBALLā¦uhā¦seem unimportant? Well, it would if we actually reported it instead of used it for blackmail I guess. Maybe weāll report it after we MILK BORDEN DRY! GET IT? āMILKā? Awh, never mind. Just get out there and get the scoop!
SARAH SKNK: Iāll get TWO! SCOOPS! GET IT? Errrrrā¦Iām on it boss. Grumpy fat bstard!
fourteenpeeves 9 months ago
Panel 3āāevil secretary sharpens her pencil