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I have some friends, a fun-loving couple, who carry plastic forks with them to parties and leave them hidden all over the host’s house as a prank. Invite the Murphys and get forked.
ATGMer 8 months ago
Between artificial joints and the remaining shrapnel, I too don’t play well with metal detectors.
pschearer Premium Member 8 months ago
No asparagus tongs? No strawberry fork?
a sage 8 months ago
Hamburgers and french fries.
gokar n t fa 8 months ago
otforever 8 months ago
“So, let’s pick a place. Any place. I’m just dining to get in.”
charles9156 8 months ago
scary
Niko S 8 months ago
What a moron!
Grumpy Old Guy 8 months ago
Some of the spoils for working for TSA…….
jim_pem 8 months ago
I have some friends, a fun-loving couple, who carry plastic forks with them to parties and leave them hidden all over the host’s house as a prank. Invite the Murphys and get forked.
Cactus-Pete 8 months ago
If you’re prepared for any option, then you have no reason to ask where you’re going.
William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago
Shouldn’t every well accoutered gentleman should be prepared for anything.
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
“The Blue Raj” has updated his look.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago
Wooden chopsticks will suffice.
ChazNCenTex 8 months ago
He’s forked.
DagNabIt! 8 months ago
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the fork less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.(Apologies to Robert Frost)
mistercatworks 8 months ago
I do not see a nutcracker.
CleverHans Premium Member 8 months ago
He needs a ninja throwing star to get the waiter’s attention…
bluecat 8 months ago
We’re eating Chinese, at a place with a metal detector