Pickles by Brian Crane for June 25, 2024

Buy her a cruise. She won’t have to clean or dust. Being waited on the entire trip!

We ask for “consumables”. Things like gift certs for a nice restaurant or flowers or a subscription to “dessert o’ the month”. Or, in my case, G-rated funny tee shirts.

looks like Opal’s feelin’ frisky

She likes to call him Dusty.

Opal, that’s just dandruff!

After dusting (that surface), she needs to polish (that surface).

Women have a seventh sense to see dust everywhere.

Maybe if Opal didn’t fart so much, there wouldn’t BE any dust.

Every three weeks she blows the dust off of him whether he needs it or not.

All we are is dust in the wind

A good hot SHOWER usually takes care of THAT

Let’s call it seborrhea.

If you feel the need to dust him, you should check to see he’s still breathing.

Why can’t she take care of herself and leave the old man alone?

Opal is such a blowhard…

how about a Roomba? a gift that checks three boxes…… cuts down on dust, moves around so not a dust magnet itself, and think of the havoc raised with Earl and the pets

Now wax it and you and Sylvia can check your makeup.

He must Endust his chrome dome.

I gave up dusting. . . .

At this point in their lives, it should be something disposable or perishable.

um…you sure that’s dust??

Get the Swiffer Duster.

No Heartbreak of Psoriasis here, right?!