Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2024

Put That in your luck pipe and smoke it.

Crops grow where luck and scribbles flow …!

My Favorite … Frog Applausian?

For better results I always use the luck bong. The flow is smoother and more mellow.

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ODE TO BOOSHWAH

Although a bit churlish

this one can be girlish

— while being a dervish,

bringing in all this ferlish.

Shame to now be so hurlish.

— Josephine D. Plummer

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Dear Aunt Grace,

Thank you for the brick of Harlequin.

I left your special diet pills with Rabbit.

Just tell him “a lucky hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.”

Oh, and for best hallucinatory results, lick me now. (My potency is off the charts at the moment.)

hugs,

Toady Hopper

P.S. Write when you recover. Let me know whatever else you want or need until The Universe makes good on your karma balance.

looks like “my favorite (grand) martian”

Just don’t go down the UNluckY drain.

Good Luck is keeping My ear buds from falling out to the floor.

A pipe wrench is my lighter.

On a windy day getting the cig lit!

Dear Teresa,

I am very disappointed in you. When you asked for a picture from my 39th birthday party I never thought you’d defile it in this little cartooning sideline of yours. Shame, shame, shame.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

P.S. The joke’s on you. That’s not me, it’s Cousin Glenola.

Luck be a (bearded) lady.

I’ve put in a request with the city to get my supply line hooked up and to start an account with the local utility, and I’ve installed low-flow showerheads.

A M .WATER SYSTEM UPDATE for June 5, 2024

Water Main Break Repair Complete & Water Restored in The Midtown Area Boil Water Advisory Still in Effect.

Mayor’s Office of Communications

55 Trinity Avenue, Suite 2500 • Atlanta, Georgia 30303

ATLANTA—Crews have completed repairs on the water main break at the intersection of West Peachtree Street and 11th Street. Water has been restored to the Midtown area’s residents and businesses. The system is slowly being brought back online to allow system pressures to rebuild.

The boil water advisory is still in effect out of an abundance of caution and in accordance with Georgia EPD guidance for public advisory.

The flow has been diverted at the source. Residential luck service is a vestige of the past. Only the monthly bill survives.

Is a luck pipe anything like a hookah?

Pipe dreams

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NOTICE: Consumers may notice low-flow toilets in new home installations require approximately 219 times more water to really flush than their older models, owing to explosive growth in population, plummeting water supplies, and a paucity of kismet.

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Translation services for those new to noncommittal product legalese:

1. You are out of luck.

2. More luck will NOT be ordered.

3. For details, see item 1, above.

Chew on The Sugar Candy Cain.

Able if C&H Sugar® from Hawaii.

Where’s the Cane.

Just in kase you pipe blank sake.

…I don’t know who Edward is/was…

…but I’m thinking that’s gas he’s siphoning through his luck hose…

… and I’m betting it’ll get his motor running…

…West Virginia credit card…

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…or are you just happy to see me?…

…as my grandad once (or twice or trice) told me…

…luck?…

…you’ll never find a penny if you are looking up in the sky…

…and you’ll never see a shooting star if your looking down on the ground…

…pick your poison…

…if your lucky…

…luck flows both ways…

…and it might just find you…

Give luck a chance.

It looks like that lady’s nice picture got hit by my brother’s disrespect. He spent a lot of time defacing the pictures in his yearbook. Everybody got mustaches and/or beards, horns, and puerile dialogue.

The Wizard of FAB/OD..Id and other’s too .

Faustian bargain,

looking for luck up a pipe.

[ moustache twirl goes here ]

— Etna St. Helens Pompeii

Don’t even get me started about pudding

Time for the eclectic Frog Blog … incomplete with merkins, spider invasions, elephant dung mushrooms, medical misogyny, music links, horse hoof restoration, AND a young John Wayne …!!!

Provided noon Moon