Close to Home by John McPherson for June 22, 2024

those waiters look as busy as…well…you know…

“Can I get the anty pasta with that?”

Years ago, our local TV station used to run a Christmas toy giveaway promotion every December. The one toy that every parent would write in BEGGING not to receive was Uncle Milton’s Ant Farm. {:-p

Before I read the caption, I thought they might be playing that old Hasbro game, Battleship®.

Queen sang that song “Another One Bites the Farm”.

Many years ago had chocolate covered ants.

Woo-hooey! Those are some kinda spicy!

What are they, Fire Ants?

Hi, Bleeb!

There are almost as many anteater jokes in the comics these days as golf jokes. It’s weird

Farm to Table – Extreme version

Beware!! Chocolate may be hazardous to your health.

Those waiter seem to be eager beavers.

The ants justify the means.

The Golden Rule of the Food Chain – Eat it before it eats you!

Do people still call those chocolate and rainbow colored sprinkles for topping ice cream, do they still call them “chocolate ants”? I guess the other one would be “rainbow ants”?

How….healthy