Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 30, 2024

Good to know.

It’s true! They’ve got the receipts to show for it.

With the Ghost Pepper Pizza, our ancestors discovered both at once.

I hear that if they don’t deliver within 35 years, the pizza is free.

Pizza is a heavenly delight.

So that’s how it happened!

They’re going to eat the alien too, aren’t they? :)

No alien is going to just give you a pizza, unless he’s struck by lightning.

I don’t think it was that long ago. Originally, there was just the rather bland traditional Italian pizza. But suddenly, after the Roswell Incident in 1947, all sorts of creative and exotic pizza varieties began to appear in the US.

Coincidence? You decide…

I hope the tip was appropriately substantial.