Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2024

This multiversal accent drop n if it comes before g.

Is it Godunov to eat?

Hey, Stephan wouldn’t have even gone down that road. Go back!!

I was always told if I kept stroganoff that I would go blind.

Do not add any hot sauce or spice to it – it’s stroganoff already.

Uh oh I don’t see any noodles in that slop.

He conserves energy by not Russian around.

Chef, how do you avoid getting burned out?

He has a Borscht Belt.

I sometimes refer to beef in sour cream sauce as being sufficiently strog.

One of my favorite dishes, now a pun.