Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 28, 2024

Welcome to the US.

Stupid insurance companies, I have two family dental insurance policies, my wife needed major dental surgery. They would only pay 1k towards an 11k bill. I pay over $600 a year, for what?

What’s under the plate is organic and disposable, too

Do we need to be made aware of insurance??

Legalized gambling: “I bet ~$500 a month that something bad will happen to happen to me, my wife, my car, or my house”. Biggest scam ever.

Ha!

Eddie Johnson, from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), sports a plastic “head piece” he got it from the VA.

Yeesh! I don’t really need a National Day to make me aware that I have insurance. I get a reminder once a month!

Spare a few bucks and get a “Chinet” inlay…

… and don’t get me started on the biennial smog checks …!

( especially when it doesn’t pass at first )

Maybe they’ll cover you for a heavy metal band?

It is also Elon Musk’s Birthday. This is a man who Intends to catch a 20 ton booster on the pad where it was launched

Let’s face it, Dave. They’re playing “rock, PAPER, scissors” with you.

Dave, how is life in Calgary?

But see, that way he doesn’t have to worry about it becoming dented. Unlike Clark Griswold’s Cousin Eddie, he need have no concerns about trying out that world’s fastest snow saucer.

Dave is displaying an awareness of what insurance is like.

and if your warranty expires you can buy repair insurance, the biggest scam of all

This is why I’m glad I live in Canada. Premium health care with no need for insurance. As a cancer survivor, I know it’s worth the taxes we pay.

Your paper plate is mush now.