Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 21, 2024

Her: How about if we both pretend I’m dating someone else?

Now it’s time to pretend makeup sex.

“Now can we have angry sex?”

Then we’ll pretend to get naked?

“Would it help you to forgive me, if I said I was thinking about you the whole time I was with your sister?”

And you can pretend to have an orga$m. As usual.

How about we pretend I don’t knee you in the groin?

The great pretenders…

Old Soviet era joke. “The State pretends to pay us, and we pretend to work.”

Her: Is that any different than pretending you’re good in bed?

Is this an example of that “fake it until you make it“ thing?

“Works for me, just like I shall pretend this isn’t a gun, and that it isn’t loaded, and that — BOOM — oh, never mind.”

Let’s just skip the fight and have make-up sex.

Because she really, really, REALLY likes to argue. All the time, about anything.

That’s how it usually works.

“Don’t answer me!”

Ha! Way to spoil a perfectly good argument!

Stick it, clowney.

As long as we are just pretending.

In my experience, an apology, real or pretend, is never enough for someone who doesn’t care about forgiveness but wants to keep you both miserable.

The art of marriage

Don’t move John! There’s a wimpy caterpillar above your lip! I’LL GET IT! What????

I love this artwork John! Keep it up!

There is something special about makeup sex……hmmmmmm!

They will never forgive..