Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 06, 2024

The Colonel welcomes you with open arms!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the KFC.

If wasn’t before, it is now … the last thing (she’ll do) on her bucket list.

Is it better to be knocked off, or bumped off?

I figured she’d be fried from Smokin and Toke’n.

I’ll have a three-piece regular, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and a Diet Coke.

Whaaaat!! You only have Pepsi?!! Never mind then, I’ll just go to Taco Bell!

Whaaaat!! They only have Pepsi, too?!! Never mind I’ll just go to Pizza Hut!

Whaaaat!!!

You will soon be kicking the bucket!

Why did the rooster go to KFC? To see the chickens strip.

O .. K .. eff .. cee …!

The victory will be Finger Lickin’ Good!

What a dumb cluck.

“No, I wanna FRY her!”

Christmas dinner in Japan. Big bucket and all the sides.

My Old Kentucky Home. :)

Ummmmm…Dave? That second “off” is unnecessary and makes the sentence pretty clunky. Of course, it is a chicken, so…

Is there a butterflied chicken day, too?

time to go out and get fried… ☺

Its good this wasn’t first on your bucket list.