The Colonel welcomes you with open arms!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the KFC.
If wasn’t before, it is now … the last thing (she’ll do) on her bucket list.
Is it better to be knocked off, or bumped off?
I figured she’d be fried from Smokin and Toke’n.
I’ll have a three-piece regular, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and a Diet Coke.
Whaaaat!! You only have Pepsi?!! Never mind then, I’ll just go to Taco Bell!
Whaaaat!! They only have Pepsi, too?!! Never mind I’ll just go to Pizza Hut!
Whaaaat!!!
You will soon be kicking the bucket!
Why did the rooster go to KFC? To see the chickens strip.
O .. K .. eff .. cee …!
The victory will be Finger Lickin’ Good!
What a dumb cluck.
“No, I wanna FRY her!”
Christmas dinner in Japan. Big bucket and all the sides.
My Old Kentucky Home. :)
Ummmmm…Dave? That second “off” is unnecessary and makes the sentence pretty clunky. Of course, it is a chicken, so…
Is there a butterflied chicken day, too?
time to go out and get fried… ☺
Its good this wasn’t first on your bucket list.
SHIVA 5 months ago
The Colonel welcomes you with open arms!!!!
Imagine 5 months ago
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the KFC.
Doug K 5 months ago
If wasn’t before, it is now … the last thing (she’ll do) on her bucket list.
nancyb creator 5 months ago
Is it better to be knocked off, or bumped off?
backyardcowboy 5 months ago
I figured she’d be fried from Smokin and Toke’n.
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
I’ll have a three-piece regular, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and a Diet Coke.
Whaaaat!! You only have Pepsi?!! Never mind then, I’ll just go to Taco Bell!
Whaaaat!! They only have Pepsi, too?!! Never mind I’ll just go to Pizza Hut!
Whaaaat!!!
ladykat 5 months ago
You will soon be kicking the bucket!
Tired 5 months ago
Why did the rooster go to KFC? To see the chickens strip.
Howard'sMyHero 5 months ago
O .. K .. eff .. cee …!
Brilliant_Birdie 5 months ago
The victory will be Finger Lickin’ Good!
cactusbob333 5 months ago
What a dumb cluck.
JPuzzleWhiz 5 months ago
“No, I wanna FRY her!”
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Christmas dinner in Japan. Big bucket and all the sides.
the lost wizard 5 months ago
My Old Kentucky Home. :)
VoodooMom 5 months ago
Ummmmm…Dave? That second “off” is unnecessary and makes the sentence pretty clunky. Of course, it is a chicken, so…
C wolfe 5 months ago
Is there a butterflied chicken day, too?
gopher gofer 5 months ago
time to go out and get fried… ☺
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Its good this wasn’t first on your bucket list.