Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 17, 2024

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    Slowly, he turned...  5 months ago

    You are running him down the Valhalla express?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    I had a betta once.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Considering the betta temperament it seems like a good idea.

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    Fat Lady w/Viking Horns and Breast Plate armour sang her song…

    David Gilmour, It’s Over until pigs fly backwards out of the butt of a moon.

    Dark Side Light Saber Side, it’s a made in China sound scape.

    Pregnant Women are stillery martini’s Mash 4077.

    !!Bug Out!!

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    Pull the tag off The Pillow means deep six and good luck Roy and Dale, too hopeless trails too you two.

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    Bet on The Vikings deep purple people eaters

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    You are sticking the finger, and do not point.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    They are either feasting or fighting, depending on the available resources.

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    coltish1.  5 months ago

    And what do you plan for yo’ betta half?

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    very sporting of you!

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    The Old Wolf  5 months ago

    Does that mean flinging him into the stratosphere with a trebuchet?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    The betta fish can live in very filthy water that has little or no oxygen in it, by gulping bubbles from the air.

    Bettas are exceptionally tolerant of low oxygen levels and poor water quality, owing to their special labyrinth organ, a characteristic unique to the suborder Anabantoidei that allows for the intake of surface air

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    Of course. It’s the pyro’s way. Burn baby, burn…

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    wjbryan55  5 months ago

    Mary Worth on Comic Kingdom is similarly working to bury a gold fish at sea. The insanity of this bury fish at sea meme is typical Frog Applause.The inanity of the bury fish at sea meme is typical Mary Worth

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    I’d betta day’s wages you won’t.

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    Randy B Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m visualizing a drunken debauch, culminating in a kickline of bearded men and women to The Immigrant Song. Then everyone who hasn’t passed out yet contributes a teaspoon of dirt to bury the tiny ship carrying the guest of honor’s body.

    Is that what you mean?

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …I’m greek…

    …with a bunion on each foot…

    …I, too, was going to mention Mary Worth…

    …this Wilbur guy jumped off a cruise ship…

    …survived…

    …told no one…

    … ya just think when he’s alone at night that he watches The Rocky Horror Picture Show in character…

    …heck…

    …Mary even slapped him and told him to snap out of it…

    …now, his betta dies and Mary & her friends are using it as an excuse to have a sunset party on her boyfriend’s yacht…

    …hey…

    …maybe Wilbur will fall off again and become friends with James Caan’s ghost…

    …or maybe Clarence will jump in the water first…

    …then Wilbur will find a talking horse…

    …or Francis the talking mule…

    …or Mr. Limpet…

    …he can play Barney on the new Mayberry reboot…

    …where fentanyl has turned the town quite dangerous…

    …Trump signs are everywhere…

    …and Joe pickett is sheriff…

    …what’s this all have to do with todays FA?…

    …nothing …

    …I was just trying to give you your money’s Worth…

    …and if it’s free…

    …take two…

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    you betta, you betta, you bet…

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Don’t burn your boat until you’ve stocked your dingy.

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    she should hook up with wilber weston

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 5 months ago

    If you plan to bury your betta in a ship-shaped coffin, do have a look at Øseberg finds!! If you plan on giving your betta a burial at sea, you’re on your own!!

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    UltraLameFest2  5 months ago

    Are you filleting him before or after the, um, “funeral?”

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    AND, last (for now) but not least:

    Today’s offering is about giving an Alpha funeral to a Bet(t)a guy? That’s just flaming LAME …!

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    david.reichert  5 months ago

    Of course you should.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …propaganda is the opposite of truth…

    …that’s why I like it…

    …I only tell the truth…

    …and he only lies…

    …he’s telling the truth…

    …and I’m lying…

    …but if he only tells the truth…

    …and you’re always lying …

    …that means he’s lying and you’re telling the truth…

    …whirl…

    …click…click…

    BOOM!

    …the fish isn’t really dead…

    …he’s alive in the endless ocean…

    …where the shark & the whale…

    …and the whale and the giant tentacle thing…

    …swim together …

    …and uncle Ben is there…

    …and aunt Dorothy…

    …and Old Yeller…

    …Buck…

    …and Irish Red…

    …are there, too…

    …where A&W is still served in 10 cent tiny mugs on Tuesday…

    …and Frog Applause is free…

    …only winning baseball teams got ice cream…

    …and no one was mad at me for dropping the easy fly ball that lost us the big game…

    …and everyone loved rainbows because a promise never to destroy the world again came with them…

    …and you didn’t hope & pray for the end to be near…

    …propaganda…

    …those dang leotard wearers…

    … and Al Jolson singing a silent prayer…

    …and we didn’t have air conditioning…

    …just screens and fans and lemonade…

    …and granny with the vapours…<

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    The cat doesn’t care if it is raw, smoked, or roasted.

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