The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 06, 2024

Is he a Kardashian?

probably had cheeky answers to questions

The boss is an a$$hole

Would you want money that had come out of a wazoo?

It reminds me of the butcher who backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work!

Silicone, INC ?

The Depend® diaper company has just hired its best customer. He doesn’t care how much they pay him, as long as he can get the employee discount.

Reminds me of an old SNL sketch.

And when he gets fired the boss will say, “Don’t let the door hit you, where the good Lord split you”.

Sonny and Cher used to do a skit with huge bottoms

And maybe one day, you’ll be sitting in the Big Chair…as soon as we can order it.

‘New hire WHAT IS YOUR name!, don’t turn your back to me HIRE’

‘My name is Gluteus Maximus Decimus Meridius’

And all this time I thought the wazoo was an alternate word for your nose. I led a sheltered childhood

He’s got a good foundation, but has a lot of work to do.

One of the lesser known Kardashians?

His body of work is unparalleled.

He likes big buts and he cannot lie…

Guy looks like a company asset.

Must be the past due department. Arrears…

Butt sir, can I assssk you a question/

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in her ear.

I wanna hold her behind…closed doors and more.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

When she returned, she said she was an actress.

She showed me an album of pictures of her opening, which she’d been sittin’ on.

She seemed as sweet as she could be,

But I could clearly see

She was the kinda girl who stole men’s hearts,

And wrecked ’em.

Tim Cavanaugh

At Fannie Mae, they always encouraged the bottom line.

Yup, the candidate is from around Wazee, Wisconsin.

Whazzat you say? :)

All those things if he doesn’t make a you-know-what out of himself.

How derrière he use so many puns!

Real Big Bell Bottom pants!

Too many people believe this myth.

well, this strip has finally hit bottom…

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And not a small portion of the extra money will come from being able to wear pants you purchase that don’t include the significant andditional expense of your “special tailoring” requirement.

To start at the hire’s bottom, the boss meant.