Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 23, 2024

He made them for sport. Somebody give him a video game!

I knew it.

I’m afraid to like this

Mosquitoes … YES!Angels … NO!

God needs a SWAT team.

NOT gNat King Cole!!!

why green ?

……that’s a "no no!!!!

Kind of puts a new perspective on why Lucifer rebelled.

Angels have green blood? Angels are Vulcans?

I guess red stains would be like actual blood and be somewhat more disturbing.

That said, I’m thinking of the phrase (which has prior origins) that I first heard on the X Files soundtrack, Red Right Hand by Nick Cave. The prior use referred to right hand of G, with a history of blood.

Don’t p-i-s-s the big guy off.

Okay, don’t stand on God’s throne

God just getting some smiting practice.

Not funny

He’s been regretting that whole creation kick he got on in his younger days. He never realized how high maintenance life could be,

OK Dan, too funny!

For all we know, he could have been smashing a block of green Jell-O. And man, check out that beard! ZZ Top eat your heart out! That must weigh like 5lbs