Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 08, 2024

Always remember, Pilgrim. The harder you squeeze the trigger the farther the bullit will go! (Insert John Wayne voice here.)

That is because we are the generation who enjoyed slamming down the phone when we were unhappy towards the person on other end… Ya, those were wonderful days.

Hey , No Touch Screen … No Problem ;-)

Well it the same problem with me steenky little touchscreen. Me is bearly able to types easily anymore.

This is similar to how pluggers tried to fix their TV’s back in the 50’s. They would pound the side of the set with their fists.

I admit that I am fully aware that my device will not work faster if I hit it. However, my phone needs a good punch in the nose every now and then.

You’re a plugger if you’ve cracked the tablet screen.

What about turning them into Frisbees?

Well, sometimes it works.

Did a couple of tosses myself.

I gotta admit, there are times when I’ve wanted to use a hammer on the touch screen!

I still can’t find the dial. :)

I’ve had to breathe on my finger more than once because it can be quite cold at work.

My concept of hitting the screen harder involves the use of a hammer.

Not everyone is tech savvy.

Some comedians believe if you tell the joke louder then it will make the joke funnier.