Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 22, 2024

Hypothetical. Yeah, right.

Angie, did you leave that earring out? Where the Mittens could swat it?

That’s actually a good poem. He should get some liver treats for telling and not letting you look for it.

Fessing up to something with a poem makes the bad news seem not so bad. :-)

Of course it was hypothetical, Mittens. Are you going to pay for the plumber?

At least she won’t spend days looking for it.

Might be caught in the p trap. Not that difficult for a handy person to access her ring. Just don’t run the water until you do.

Get out the wrench. again.

I wonder if that’s what happened to my lost earring last week. My cat has that very satisfied look on her face.

Bad kitty! Bad, bad kitty!!!

Cats are hypothetical.