Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 12, 2024

Said every teacher, everywhere, everyday….

The shape of education today…”Thank You Mr. Reagan!” In the future…they won’t know who he is…even for sarcastic remarks.

This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while!

My friend Debbie was a teacher, with no children of her own. Someone asked her why she didn’t have children of her own. She replied “Dear, I have 31 children.” The question was never asked again. BTW, She taught grade 2.

I think the teacher is burned out.

Worse still, I’ve had a few nuns who were waaaay past retirement age and two who needed a psyc evaluation ASAP.

A young teaching nun was running late for confession — she ran into the church, slammed the door, tripped over a pew, skidded down the aisle, and collapsed into the confessional with a clatter.

“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been angry with my children several times….”

The priest interrupted, “And how many children do you have?”

“27.”

“Get outta here!” exploded the priest — “I could tell you were drunk the minute you entered the church!”

Just make notes to the parents or better videos.

What are all those older and younger people in the classroom anyway??