Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 03, 2024

May keep them happy, but it breaks the double strands and disrupts cell growth…

I just hope none of those stems are from the Trump brood! BTW, I’d prefer my stems to pickled in cabernet sauvignon.

Is it really beer, or did it just, erm, used to be beer?

HeLa. Read her story.

Descendants of Dolly the Sheep would be considered royalty

Are you sure that’s beer? Ewww.

“Happy” stem cells? That’s the kind of thing some “pro-lifers” would say, isn’t it…

“dOCTOR dUKE”? tIME TO INVESTIGATE THE DIPLOMA MILLS.

Update this one and make it GLP-1

He originally used snake oil but realized beer would be more believable. :)

Did Mike / Kim / Alex, a.k.a. MyVulture.com, compete with Duke for the assets of that company?

“DR.” Duke???

Actually, he’s probably selling stem cells “culled” from the “Kavanaugh” line…