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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 01, 2024

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    fretlessman71  5 months ago

    I have the same problem.

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    His nickname is Toots.

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    Digital Frog  5 months ago

    Surprised they’re holding glasses, they seem more the bottle type

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Don’t bring up the “report”.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    It just simple physics. Ain’t no rocket science see.

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    I’m willing to bet it makes a “slide whistle” sound.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    ✪ FIRE ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ HOLE!!! ✪

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    A fart cracker.

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    Darryl Heine  5 months ago

    Give a little whistle…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    Happy Canada Day

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    dbrucepm  5 months ago

    blow it out your a$s

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    “just put your lips together and blow”

    — Lauren Bacall

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    My ex was the same way.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  5 months ago

    Want to hear my “trumpet”?

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    Malph  5 months ago

    Smells like sulfur!

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    That is the funniest ‘firework’ joke I’ve ever seen. Congratulations, Mark.

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    wongo  5 months ago

    And only once! But it’s a doosy!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    “July.”

    “No, I’m not kidding.”

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    hooglah  5 months ago

    I know a lot of people with that same talent.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!

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    b.john71  5 months ago

    But,I can whistle

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    So what are you going to do with that drink?

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