1 and Done by Eric Scott for June 26, 2024

Raised by apes, no TV or radio, no mail, no malls…what else is there to do?

See monkey do, Tarzan do poo

He was a swinger, on vines mostly.

Robert Frost wrote that “good fences make good neighbors”, and if that fence is made out of your poo, it’s unlikely your neighbors will want to bother you.

He spent one-turd of his life doing that. For the other two-turds of his life he was too pooped and just hung around.

Raised by apes, of course he’s gonna throw poo.

Monkey see, monkey doo doo.

Today’s offering has gone to SH!T.

Jane say, Tarzan no throw gorilla poop anymore! Throw strange looking frisbees that elephant leave on ground.

Moral: Don’t shake hands with Tarzan.

But it became awkward during debates in the House of Lords after he was recognized as Lord Greystoke and returned to England.

Poo, poo!

It looks like Tarzan still has a load in his pants to throw!

Tarzan did this two t urds of the time.

Ha! Which is why Jane refuses to high five him.

Tvrd Burglar. Poo Pirate. Tarzan CaCa King of the jungle.