Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 28, 2024

It could happen to anyone

The more the merrier?

The marriage was like the chili at Moe’s Truck-Stop, it kept repeating on her.

It is hard to keep track of these things.

Looks like any honey under a full moon is treated by him as newly wedded bride.

What’s worst is that it’s a Gay Cruise , Broken Hearts both ways !

he has one in each port. So he can double dip…

Who wears a military uniform on their honeymoon?

There’s just something irresistable about a man in uniform, and that is true even when he’s only wearing the uniform of his high school marching band.

She: Oh good he’s occupied again. I have time for my ex on this honeymoon cruise!

Where’s Wilbur when you REALLY need him?!

Later, looking over the railing, she thought, “Oh darn. I forgot he couldn’t swim.”

“He promised he’d only ever fill my porthole after we were married!”

He’s the Hospitality Director just doing his job.

Maybe he’s just trying to arrange a menage a trois?

Well, I guess she should have paid more attention to what his vows were. Apparently, he’s not breaking them, or so he believes.

For some reason, women are really attracted by that “just satisfied a woman” look. :)

Classic misunderstanding. He heard you say “It’s our honeymoon. Let’s experiment some.” and heard “Threesome!” so is out getting the 3rd person. Next time hand him a color-coded bookmarked copy of the Kama Sutra.

“I, Ross take thee Rachel.” Awkward! Ross was marrying Emily!

Failing memory?

I wonder what all else is failing.

Just taking care of a gratuity. She was very helpful on the eyes.

she’s not the only one who loves a man in uniform…

Given that its Pride Month, which one of the 2 is cheating ?

• what you mean again?! Believed him the first time when he told you that