Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 11, 2024

The problem isn’t what he emits (well, probably)… it’s what he ends up breathing while working that reel mower.

But that kind of air quality can be solved by a shower.

As the wearer of a 5-year-old synthetic singlet I resemble this remark. It’s a good singlet for a race I’m proud of. Also, after 8 miles in 80% humidity at 95 degrees I look like I just jumped in a swimming pool whatever I wear!

I’m causing an air quality problem in this hospital room (I’m recovering from leg surgery). Think about cows and methane. Mine is worse! What crawled up there and died?

Does “cutted grass” contribute to the air quality?

I was running a Pepsi 10k thru Mililani and came up behind a woman who I THOUGHT had put Vaseline on her thighs to reduce chaffing. And then the wind changed.

Nice that this kid serves as an inter-teacher messenger service during his summer vacation. How WOULD those teachers ever keep up with each other’s doings without him? And on such important topics, too!

Air quality warning isn’t stopping the landscaping crew from doing their job here.

“Low ozone. Stay inside if you have respiratory issues”

Many years ago (when Christie Whitman was Governor of New Jersey), because of heavy drought, strict water restrictions were imposed—-during which I happened upon some idiot in a cemetery pouring water onto a grave! (I guess the occupant was thirsty.)

Does anyone actually say “singlet”?!