F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 11, 2024

He’d be a candidate for those places that charge you a ton of money to freeze you to be defrosted in the future. Haven’t much of them anymore…I think some got freezer burn

I heard Walt Disney and Ted Williams’ funerals went the same way.

Cool!

So Pete has achieved his life’s dream: turning himself into a Corpsicle

Careful what you wish for!

We are all comforted by the fact that Pete wore swim trunks in his rejuvenating ice bath…

So, Pete is now a corpseicle. A chilling thought.

He got the watered down funeral.

Prop him up next to Unka Walt under Thunder Mountain.