Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2024

My enemies are the type to sneakily press F1 while you’re in the middle of something, causing the help page to interrupt you.

I’m digging the facial expressions, recently!

I’m either too nice or two unimportant to have enemies. Or maybe I do, and they just haven’t introduced themselves yet.

Well, there was Evil Phoebe from the mirror universe…

Gotta love Phoebe‘s logic!

“Everybody hates me because I’m so GOOD” seems to be a pretty common sentiment, actually.

You can literally judge anyone by anything. I judge people based on whether they can tell why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Kellogg’s Unicorn Frosties! They’re GRRRRRREAT! (and sparkly)

Phoebe MAY be thinking of the 1970 comedy film “They Might Be Giants” in which George C. Scott played a delusionary named Justin Playfair who believed himself to be Sherlock Holmes and had a female psychiatrist called Dr Joan Watson. At one point, Justin Playfair tells his Dr Watson, “You can judge a man by the quality of his enemies.” He is proud to have an imaginary Professor Moriarty for his enemy.

“Judge someone?” We do well to judge actions; but not people.